worstcoast: *takes break from doing nothing to do more nothing*
babyferaligator: how do people in australia not fall off the earth i mean they’re upsidedown
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
Reblog if you're unattractive.
itsblayck: It’s weird. Out of the 130,000 people who reblogged this, I can’t find one of you who is unattractive.
m33wlin: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys? seems legit
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
rnedia: everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school